4:06 a.m. Arrive @ T’s place. I think there’s crack in her coffee. If you’re a fan of the holiday Gap commercials then you’ll understand this. Remember this year’s popular one with the little girls and their sweaters. You know that little blonde girl that screams with the scary eyes? Strikingly familiar right now. “Who’s excited?!?!” Whoa, killer.
4:33. T has a gained a boyfriend on the trip to the airport.
5:23. WTF?! Did they move the Nashville airport?
5:28. Oh, there it is.
5:53. Nothing hits the spot like a chewy lukewarm Baaaaagel.
6:09. God, I can’t write everything down. T says it’s okay, because she had a fanny pack. Apparently that’s all you need to know.
7:05. On the airplane. Actual conversation between T and neighbor.
N: My God, in about 2 seconds I’m going to buy that kid a shot of Jack. If it doesn’t shut him up it will at least burn his vocal cords.
T: I’ll split it with ya.
N: Nice group effort.
10:15. On plane in Detroit to VT. Plan to bust out the Tunak Tunak dance as much as humanly possible. 
10:20. The pilot just informed us that it is 5 degrees in Burlington. WTF, Weather Channel.com? You told me it would be 19! I value those extra 14 degrees.
10:45. I’m pretty sure I see one of the Great Lakes. Now would be a great time to remember my geography.
12:30 p.m. Burlington airport has a Weather Channel kiosk! Thus illustrates my love/hate relationship with weather, my favorite dirty whore.
12:53. Just got free maple cotton candy. SCORE.
1:43. About died in the ride over here. Now I understand what they mean by Death Cab for Cutie.
3:24. Ripped 2 GPN posters off a community board. Let the AVD begin!
3:27. Fuck, it’s cold.
4:12. Making another run to the Kwik Mart. Mind you that we’re walking everywhere. This time we need TP and to steal napkins from the tiny café.
4:38. Standing in front of the heating unit in hopes to find my toes again.
4:45. Continue working on GPN Warrior fan shirts. Applying the iron on letters with my new Chi. It totally works wonders.
7:32. Finished shirts! Finest creation ever.
7:55. Ready for bed. About to pop in The Lion King on VHS and finish my pitiful one glass of wine.
7:58. Wine finished. Where to spend the day tomorrow…
8:28. Look here Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom. Dammit, I’m quoting The Lion King already.
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