Saturday, January 2, 2010

2:50 p.m. Watching Titanic because it’s still really fucking cold outside. T’s laughing at Rose’s meek voice calling for the boats to come back to rescue her from the frigid water. And then she laughed harder when she pried Jack’s cold dead hand from hers. What an ass.

2:51. Got a sweet Vermont shirt that has a moose on it from the gift shop today. Badass.

2:54. And we got to see Champ the Lake Monster of Lake Champlain yesterday. Here’s bobo Champ.

3:19. Enjoying a grilled cheese and discovering the wonders of the ocean in the BBC series Blue Planet. Swordfish is hunting. I think if I saw something like that I’d yell, “OMG, who gave that fish a sword?”

3:23. Huge whale on now. Anyone I don’t want to talk to tomorrow will be spoken to in whale only.

7:54. Just got off the phone with a Delta rep because I found out our flight at 6 tomorrow morning was cancelled. Not the weather—something about a crew member is to blame. So the rep told me our only option was for Monday. Hi, NO. After fighting for awhile, we got a flight from VT->NYC, LaGuardia and NYC -> Nashville, putting us in Nashvegas about 5 hours later than planned. Not awful, but still way later than I really wanted to be. ‘Scuse me, I would like to be cuddling with my guy and the dog while napping through football games, not sit in airports with the creepers.

7:55. Go searching for the leftover wine to chill out.

7:56 Fuck you, Delta.

7:56. T’s talking on the phone about her coffee mug; reminds me of the badass moose t-shirt.

9:05. Proven the DrownDing theory wrong. It’s not just Wisconsonites—T just sucks.

9:07. F. HAHAHAHA. In my logic of shortening everyone’s name for anonymity and time, this is who T has been talking to for at least 3 hours now. F this. F that. F it all. That’s just great.

9:08. Cluster Fuck.

9:08. Not a nickname

9:10. Oh wait, yes, F gave me permission to change her name in this writing to Cluster Fuck for the reason that it is awesome. Win.

9:50. Cluster Fuck sends H on a scavenger hunt.
Task 1: Find retro board game i.e., Girl Talk.
Actual find: weed box and game pieces

Task 2: Find something inflatable
Actual find: more game pieces

10:25. Mad myself out of binoculars and a bigass scarf, moose shirt, and rain stick. This is the final task of the scavenger hunt: to make a sculpture that stands on its own