Label

A label
The etching finite,
Safely constructed,
Shallow
Yet deep enough
to flaw,
to ruin
the image
projected for one,
yet not reflected
by another

To outsiders
this label
attractive,
almost seamless
even in magnification
hard-pressed
to find
the sting
They won’t bother,
there’s no question

Only because
it never matters
how deep
Only the surface
shows

Annie's 7 Rules

1. Don't touch my feet
2. Don't lick my face
3. Don't put things in my ear
4. Don't pick my nose
5. Don't fart on me
6. Don't call me a bitch
7. No butt sex

Ah, you gotta love high standards.

First show taped!

As promised, a new YouTube series will feature some of my humorous writings. The first show for the series features "Sidewalk Incidents and How to Respond." Very exciting. We'll try to have stuff up as soon as possible. The show is about on the same level as this blog: stories, antics, and irritations from the college student perspective. If you know of a few writings from here that you'd like to see make it to the show, the official email address for this new show is:
flimflamshowshow@hotmail.com

In other news, I am working on a few more writings for the etiquette series: bicycle etiquette and house guest etiquette. In addition, I'm writing on some events from the summer that just has to be in this blog. Keep an eye out. Good stuff is coming.

Even More Big News!

Still not getting published, but who says I need to be published now? I've still got a ton of stuff to experience, create, write, and post. Now for the big news: your wonderful author, moi, will be working in collaboration with Western's next big camera/director/producer to bring select posts from Flying a Kite to a currently unnamed YouTube show. While the show will not focus explicitly on the blog, there will be featured favorites including "I Love Ass" and the "Classroom Etiquette" series. If you enjoy this style be sure to be on the lookout for the show which will feature humor similar to those such posts. We're shooting a few shows this weekend so keep checking back for updates!