Addition to Hung-over Highlights Entry #1

I have no idea how I forgot to include this in the first entry!

Here's the deal. Naturally, there are some minor details of a night a drunk may forget until a visual aid presents itself the next day. So what was it that made me laugh so hard that I was late for work this next day? It was the sight of bath towels half-assedly taped over my porch lights. As if my neighbors already didn't think I'm a tiny bit strange. I find that this would have been much funnier if I had the option of turning off the lights instead of resorting to the rough method, but I don't. One annoying feature of my odd apartment. Porch drinking is fun and the overwhelming light just kills it, alright. Towels are the natural solution. Although, I do remember stumbling over a tool box at some point that morning, too...