I love the word “ass.” Ass. Ass. ASS. Contrary to those who believe that “fuck” is the most versatile word in the English language, I believe “ass” is even better. Dictionaries give a few meanings of the word: another word for donkey, a foolish person, the buttocks, etc.
See, the strength in “ass” is that not only does it kick ass as a stand alone word, it can also be combined with quite a variety of words. Enter some of my favorites:
As a prefix:
Ass-munch, ass-hat, asshole
As a suffix:
Dumbass, smartass, jackass
Ways to lose the ass:
Laugh the ass off, work the ass off, sweat the ass off, run the ass off
Sexualized:
Tap that ass, ass-man, piece of ass
Violent:
Kick some ass, beat his/her ass, whip the ass
Adjective:
Big-ass, cheap ass, ass backward, bad ass
Words that were brainstormed that should be in the mainstream:
Asshead, ass-nugget, asstastic
Now, see, wasn’t that fun? Very mature, too. This is definitely what I do instead of writing research papers. I love senior-itis. Have an asstastic day!
Do feel free to leave me with other words or phrases that make use of the best word ever.
2 comments:
lololol, you're right. The F word isn't particularly versatile at all when you really think about it, but ass is and it's quite funny really. I say it a lot to try and stop myself from swearing (which is a horrible habit to have, I think) but I think now I've seen it in a new light
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Hmmm...a thoughtful and delicate exploration of the word "ass"...well done! I still tend to believe there is a tad more flexibility in "fuck", but hey, you pose a good argument...
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