To Do List: Sober Monday

Like many of my peers I have a dry erase board in my room. I usually keep to do lists or grocery lists on this board. Well, today this list I had up was not satisfactory to one one my friends. Only on a completely sober Monday night after playing a couple hours of Wii did this pop up:

1. Buy Beth a new Mercedes Benz SLK 350
2. order male stripper
3. Lear[n] to write correctly [this was supposed to make fun of my terrible handwriting; she forgot the "n" in learn]
4. Make internet work
5. Make Beth gourmet meal
6. Buy beth new wardrobe
7. And one more male stripper - firefighter.

I love college.