Classroom Etiquette Series: The Hair Model in Front

I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure that shampoo companies do not hide cameras in classrooms in hopes to catch the ultimate hair flip for the next commercial. Why is it that every single female who sits in front of me tosses her mane around like she’s getting paid per flip? There is no wonder no one can read my notes—I have to dodge the avalanche of falling strays. Recently, I began wearing a motorcycle helmet to class. Not to show that I’m badass (although if behind the laughter that is what people actually think, then hell yes), but I can’t quite fathom the Rapunzel hair that whips all over my face. Don’t even get me started if the hair model is auditioning for a Head and Shoulders commercial…